Patriots touchdown!!! #GOPATS

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If Bradley Cooper aka #SexiestManAlive doesn’t get laid today he bar none has the worst game of all time ever in existence. Period.

“Baby, I didn’t cheat on you with them. I cheated on them with you.” #WorstAdmissionOfGuilt

Since NBA cancelled b-ball I’ll be posting our weekly pick up games on my YouTube page. Lots of missed shots, swearing & ugly sneakers.

Thank u every1 involved at Napa Film Festival - incredible supportive hosts. All that attended our film - grateful. http://t.co/Je0IfwqR

Enjoying my time here in Napa before the Answers to Nothing cast Q & A … The movie opens select cities Dec 2 #napafilm

RT @Calistoga: #AnswerstoNothing stars @DaneCook and @KaliHawk at #nvff #calistoga @ Calistoga, CA http://t.co/kpNqZCHb

Sometimes your best idea is fucking awful.

I don’t look at stand up comedy as a competition. I value my fellow performers far greater than that. We’re all fortunate to have our fans.